Dude Selling Thong That Emily Ratajkowski Left In His Bathroom For 50 Bucks On Craigslist (Plus Shipping)
2 days ago Emily Ratajkowski left this thong at my house. No, unfortunately I didn’t bang her, she just changed into her bathing suit in our bathroom and forgot it. But I’m not one to pass up a business opportunity so here they are!
They seem pretty new. Price is listed at $50 but if you want to offer more you’ll move to the front of the line. Buyer pays shipping obviously. This is really a once in a life time opportunity for most of you.
Text me all bids, I’ll also send more photos for verification. I can prove she was at the house.
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Listen far be it from me to criticize a budding entrepreneur, the world needs more of this type of attitude in my opinion. Pick yourself up by the bootstraps and make a business opportunity out of nothing. Build something, create something, find the market for something (discarded thong panties from celebrities left next to your toilet). America became the most powerful country in the history of the universe based on these principles.
I guess I’m just kind of wondering if it’s worth it for this guy? I mean dude, you had Emily Ratajkowski in your house earlier. Sure maybe she was just a friend of a friend of an acquianance or something, but still, you had enough of a connection with her that she was changing out of her thong into her bikini in your bathroom. This is really how you want to play it? You don’t want to try and use that connect to hit her up for a date? Don’t want to get to know her a little better? You want to publicly post this all over the internet to make 50 damn dollars? Not like she’s not gonna realize who posted, she’ll probably remember the one place she changed into a bathing suit in West Hollywood yesterday. Just seems like to truly capitalize on this opportunity you get in touch with her, return the thong panties in private and show her how sweet you are, somehow parlay into having sex with one of the hottest chicks on Instagram/music videos/Gone Girl cameos. Way more valuable than 50 dollars + 6.99 Priority Mail shipping IMO.
PS – You guys see the trailer for that new movie she’s in with Efron?
Two of the hottest people alive. One of the worst movie trailers ever made. Estimated Rotten Tomatoes score: 1.